4.8
100% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
St Agrestis
4.8 • 16 Reviews
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4.8
100% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
St Agrestis reviews assert the brand works: its Phony Negroni reliably replicates the bitter, complex Negroni experience with a pleasant fizz and thoughtful packaging, though several reviewers note the drinks skew sweet and one jarred garnish (cherries) disappointed. This makes St Agrestis a smart buy for buyers seeking convincing non-alcoholic aperitifs and elegant presentation, but not for those who prefer drier, less-sugary profiles or who expect flawless gourmet garnishes.
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10mo ago
These are a solid staple in my fridge (see photo). I appreciate an N/A option that is done with care and attention, and that's what I feel from St. Agrestis. I recommend to anyone looking for an N/A option to try.

9mo ago
I have only tried the standard Phony Negroni but am interested in trying some of their other newer flavors in the lineup. I really enjoy the OG and keep a small stash for myself and non alcohol-drinking friends when they visit. It has the bitterness and complexity you want, and the slight fizz adds a nice touch. Great for making any evening a little occasion.

10mo ago
I purchased the Non-Alcoholic OG Mix Pack as well as the Amaro Soaked Cherries. The beverages were delightful - I love an amaro or aperitif and these really hit that spot. It’s nice to sip on something bitter and complex. Very refreshing. I enjoyed all three flavors, but the Amaro Faldo was the star. I can’t believe they successfully shipped so many glass bottles. I would definitely purchase again. The cherries, however, were absolutely awful. I ended up chucking the jar.

9mo ago
This is a great product. It’s a great option to have on hand for non drinkers or when you just want a mocktail. It tastes very close to a real Negroni - but no hangover! I always have these on hand for hosting.

10mo ago
I go crazy for their Phony Negroni! I've become quite the non-alc connoisseur, and this one is by far the best Negroni options that I've found. Perfectly bitter and sweet. The bottle is super cute and great for repurposing as a vase.

I love the overall look and feel of the bottle from this brand as a former Amaro drinker. This is the closest thing I found. Fabulous over ice even better with a little piece of orange in it.


3y ago
I love this brand. The single serve negronis are a game changer, but I've also grown to love the recent non-alcoholic additions to the range, the Phony Negronis. I can't wait to try the new Phony Mezcal Negroni!

10mo ago
The TLDR: their negronis are THE BEST. There have been a lot of non-alcoholic drinks released in the past couple of years. Some are like juice; sweet and fun…while others are trying to be a dupe of the actual alcohol. St Agrestis has nailed the experience and taste of drinking, without the effects of alcohol. The non-alcoholic Negroni is bitter and tastes like a real treat after a long day. I have recommended them to several friends and they love them too.
10mo ago
I have been constantly looking for non-alcoholic options as someone who loves a fun drink, and this brand has always hit it out of the park. One of my favorite cocktails is a negroni, and they are able to capture so much of the essence of a negroni without the booze. A lot of n/a cocktails I've tried often feel watered down/the texture is so far off of their inspiration, but these are so spot on. I actually didn't know that they made spirits, because I've been so satisfied and looking out for their "phony" products. Recently, I was stoked to find their non-alcoholic white negroni, which as a former bartender, excited me because white negroni is a deep cut. I still enjoyed it, but less than their regular "phony negroni". It still hit the marks of giving me a beverage with depth, but the taste was less on the nose than some of their other drinks. Either way, I've been a big fan of theirs for a while now, and I highly recommend them to anyone who is looking for non-alcoholic options that don't lean towards juice or sparkling water.
10mo ago
4.5 stars. Really good nonalc spritz option — tastes like a Negroni! — but on the sweeter side as far as these products go. It’s in my top 3 spritz-like nonalcoholic options and is great for a fancier option for a dinner party, etc.
10mo ago
These are the highest quality n/a options on the market. Some people are turned off by the high sugar but I don’t think it’s anymore sugar than would be in a regular cocktail of similar taste. The attention to detail in the packaging is appreciated as well.
When I was pregnant, I tried allllll the non-alcoholic cocktails and drinks out there. St. Agrestis' Phony Negroni is the winner! It actually tastes like a negroni. They don't try to do that NA thing where it's just a bunch of weird bitters, florals, botanics- they replicated the alcoholic drink that we all know and love. I've tried their other NA offerings like the Mezcal Negroni and the Amaro- they're good, but just feels kind of similar to the Phony Negroni. I share these with all my sober/NA friends and they all love it.
Finally a NA cocktail that tastes close to the real deal! I'd say the biggest thing when having a Phony Negroni is to make sure you add an orange (or some type of citrus) peel to the beverage and pour over ice.
I got this in Greenpoint at a shop called Big Night BK. I thought the name was funny: Phony Negroni - but once I tried it I don't think I'd ever want a regular negroni ever again. haha Everything about this drink was a perfect balance, and I thought it went well with my meal that night - a plate of truffle fries and a delicious steak skewer. I'd be extremely curious to try their negroni sbagliato when it comes out. The bottle design is quite cute and unique as well, I wish I kept my bottle for flowers and such!
I ordered a Phony Negroni at a bar, and as a sober person who hasn't had booze in years, it tasted so real I had to ask the bartender if it was NA! Of course I may have forgotten the taste of booze and a booze drinker might not agree, but i thought it was SO delicious! i really want to buy these but they are pretty expensive. I don't love that they are priced at a point of something that contains alcohol (a lot of NA options are these days). It's a bit too much for me to spend but will on occasion.
3y ago
Honestly, I should just put their phony negroni on subscription because I enjoy it that much. I'm not someone who adheres to drinking no alcohol, but I don't personally tend to drink alone. So on the occasion where I'm having a solo night and want a cocktail this scratches the itch really well. P.S. Love the bottle shape