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PARCH
4.91 • 22 Reviews
PARCH makes a range of non-alcoholic spirits and cocktails using a blend of functional herbs and botanicals.
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PARCH Reviews
4 months ago
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Prickly Paloma is absolutely incredible. It's got the spirit of mezcal flavor without the spirit mezcal. Smokey, Grapefruit, and Bubbly. There's so much to love in this beautifully designed can.
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I've only been able to try the Prickly Paloma but beware that you'll be bummed when the can is empty.
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5 months ago
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Parch is AMAZING. Really flavorful and a great NA alternative for when you are looking for a more thoughtful drink to consume. Great on their own or mixed into a mocktail. A staple in my fridge now.
Cool look & feelTasty 😋Love the brand's mission 💕
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3 months ago
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Tried Parch's agave non-alcoholic cocktail. It was faintly reminiscent of a margarita and not something I would actively avoid. The flavor was a bit sweet and one-note for me, however, in a way I wouldn't seek out.
Love the brand's mission 💕
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5 months ago
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I have been sober for two years now and this is the best non-alcoholic cocktail I have tried so far. I love the brand’s mission, packaging and flavour. What a great product!
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5 months ago
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I am in the middle of participating in Dry January and am always on the hunt for more interesting nonalcoholic beverages outside of soda and mocktails with high juice percentages. I bought a can of PARCH's Prickly Paloma at Umbrella Dry Drinks, a nonalcoholic pop-up shop in Old Town, Alexandria with no real expectations and after popping the tab open, I was instantly blown away. Not only is the branding and packaging gorgeous, the Prickly Paloma had the bite of an alcoholic drink and tart sweetness that was complex and refreshing at the same time. I could go out to a bar or restaurant and order a PARCH not feel like I was missing out. I only wish the can was bigger!
High qualityInnovative productWorth the money 💸Tasty 😋
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6 months ago
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Finally, there is a non-alc drink option that offers the same high-quality experience for social occasions, but without the alcohol. Thank you, Parch! This drink offers the sophistication and complexity in taste and flavour that for so long has only been available to alc drinks (i.e. Don Julio). The benefits of Parch also extended to how it made me feel, which was both great in the moment and fabulous the next day! (No hangover :D ) Parch will most definitely become a staple in my house, for me and to offer friends - I highly recommend.
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I liked it best when it was nice and chilled/poured over ice! The smokiness of Spiced Pinarita is next-level-amazing, and Prickly Paloma has the perfect balance of sweet with bitter. Both flavours offer an incredible mouth feel...which is usually lacking in other non-alc options I've tried so far.
High qualityInnovative productCool look & feelWorth the money 💸Tasty 😋Sustainable products
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6 months ago
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These are the first NA drinks that have the depth of a real mixed drink. I had the Paloma first, and was reminded of the first time that I tried an impossible burger - I had to do a double take to remind make sure it was actually non-alcoholic.
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I would love to try their take on a whiskey based cocktail!
Good for gifts 🎁High qualityInnovative productWorth the money 💸Tasty 😋
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4 months ago
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I was really impressed with the complex flavors of these drinks, particularly that they are not too sweet. I'm not a big soda or juice drinker and most NA drinks or pre-made cocktails taste overly sweet and artificial. Not so with these! Completely defeating the NA purpose of these, I added liquor, making them taste like high-quality professionally mixed cocktails. I added tequila to the Spice Pinarita; this one was a little *too* smoky for my taste, but I still enjoyed it and if you like a smoky drink you'll love this. And Prickly Paloma got a shot of gin. DELICIOUS!
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Delicious adult beverage, with or without booze. Complex, not too sweet flavors. I really have no negative feedback other than I wish they were less expensive and easier to get.
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5 months ago
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Parch is a great product and I love it. Even though it's non-alcoholic, it relaxes me at the end of a long day when I'm craving a cocktail. The plus is no hangover the day after. I add Aperol to Parch if I want a cocktail with a little alcohol. Aperol tastes great with both Prickly Paloma and Spiced Pinarita. Great job Team Parch!
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6 months ago
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Really enjoy drinking this and actually do feel like it substitutes for evening cocktail or wine.
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Have had a hard time embracing non alc. But with Parch I was pleasantly surprised by the flavor. Not too sweet and not too acidic, with a nice depth, taste, and the right carbonation. Became something I look forward to drinking!
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