4.8
95% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
PARCH
4.8 • 43 Reviews
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4.8
95% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
PARCH reviews indicate that it is generally a good choice for those seeking non-alcoholic beverages, with many users praising its unique flavors and effectiveness in providing a relaxed feeling. PARCH's strengths include its great taste and attractive packaging, making it a popular choice at social gatherings. However, some users noted weaknesses such as limited availability in local stores and mixed opinions on certain flavors. These reviews suggest that potential buyers should consider their flavor preferences and local availability before purchasing.
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2mo ago
Parch mocktails is one of my new favorites! I purchased the Spiced Pinarita to enjoy on Cinco de Mayo. It was so delicious. It’s a chili pineapple flavor but really tastes like a mixed drink minus the alcohol. It’s fun to have themed drinks on holidays but without the alcohol. I thought it was delicious and fun!
Tried their prickly paloma. I chilled inside the fridge and it tasted very good! A lot of drinks out there that I have tasted recently had either too sweet taste or the flavor just was not tuned up right but this one I really enjoyed!! There is a refreshing sour taste from the grapefruit and hibiscus and sparking level is not too strong. I like how they use organic blue agave which is health oriented soda. I will definitely be looking out buying again! The package design is also nice with a lot of details even on their smallest icon :) One last compliment is I like the size of this drink being 8.4 fl oz that you can enjoy while it is still nice and cold!
5mo ago
I got two six packs, one of the Paloma and the other of the margarita. The Paloma was outstanding! Sweet and refreshing. Wasn’t too keen on the marg though- decent flavor and I finished the pack, but wouldn’t buy again. I actually did feel relaxed after drinking, but also felt quite tired. This happened each time I drank it, and it wasn’t because I hadn’t slept well! I would think this would taste good as a mixer too
4mo ago
Parch has a kick to it and adaptogens! All three flavors are bold. There’s not a ton of sugar in them but of the three the Desert Margarita has the least amount of sugar and I find myself actually finishing the whole can. Overall a nice non-alcoholic option that you can sip on.
I’ve been searching high and low for non alcoholic beverage and this one is by far the BEST. The Smokey touch to the Spiced Pinarita is sooo good makes you feel like you’re having a cocktail. The Prickly Paloma has a touch of sweetness to it. Both are so good. I will be over here patiently waiting for new flavors! 😍
Parch not only has some of the most beautiful branding out there, but their unique mission and vision for flavors makes them stand apart from the increasingly crowded non-alcoholic market. The Prickly Paloma is my favorite, I enjoy the tart sweetness. The Spiced Pinarita is fascinating; smoky and spicy with a real kick. Highly recommend!
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Can't wait for more flavors! And honestly, I hope you extend your product line. Prickly Paloma sorbet and Spiced Pinarita chips...yes, please!
Prickly Paloma is absolutely incredible. It's got the spirit of mezcal flavor without the spirit mezcal. Smokey, Grapefruit, and Bubbly. There's so much to love in this beautifully designed can.
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I've only been able to try the Prickly Paloma but beware that you'll be bummed when the can is empty.
3y ago
I have been sober for two years now and this is the best non-alcoholic cocktail I have tried so far. I love the brand’s mission, packaging and flavour. What a great product!
3y ago
Finally, there is a non-alc drink option that offers the same high-quality experience for social occasions, but without the alcohol. Thank you, Parch! This drink offers the sophistication and complexity in taste and flavour that for so long has only been available to alc drinks (i.e. Don Julio). The benefits of Parch also extended to how it made me feel, which was both great in the moment and fabulous the next day! (No hangover :D ) Parch will most definitely become a staple in my house, for me and to offer friends - I highly recommend.
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I liked it best when it was nice and chilled/poured over ice! The smokiness of Spiced Pinarita is next-level-amazing, and Prickly Paloma has the perfect balance of sweet with bitter. Both flavours offer an incredible mouth feel...which is usually lacking in other non-alc options I've tried so far.
3y ago
These are the first NA drinks that have the depth of a real mixed drink. I had the Paloma first, and was reminded of the first time that I tried an impossible burger - I had to do a double take to remind make sure it was actually non-alcoholic.
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I would love to try their take on a whiskey based cocktail!
9mo ago
Loved the desert marg, did not love the prickly paloma. Met some of the team at Newtopia Now and LOVED them. I will buy the desert marg on repeat.
7mo ago
So tasty! These actually gives you the feeling of drinking a cocktail. It smells like a margarita but you don't have the bad headache.hangover the next morning. These are definitely a great non-alcoholic option that makes you feel like you are not missing out.
9mo ago
Parch was very tasty and the packaging is so adorable. I hosted a girl's night and these were the perfect addition to my party!
9mo ago
I was so hopeful about these, as a southern girl myself I love agave bevs, but these really missed the mark for me. My husband wasn't a fan either. Was bummed because the flavors sound great and the packaging is so cute!
10mo ago
I love the Desert Margarita, such great choice for those who liked margaritas in their drinking days. I do want to add some NA tequila to it and see how that is! Its not too sweet, and its refreshing. My dad who does drink enjoyed it! I do not like the jalapeño pineapple flavor, it was too savory for my family and I. I have yet to taste the prickly pear, but its on my list!
I actually think Parch pairs really well as a mixer. I know this is not the primary purpose of the canned bev, but it's how I have tried it and enjoyed it. It gives off the negroni, dry aperitif flavor and consistency.
2y ago
Tried Parch's agave non-alcoholic cocktail. It was faintly reminiscent of a margarita and not something I would actively avoid. The flavor was a bit sweet and one-note for me, however, in a way I wouldn't seek out.
I tried the prickly pear paloma and it is easily one of my favorite non alcoholic drinks. A 4-pack honestly the perfect amount for a party or sharing with friends who are sober curious. It is easy something I will continue to consistently reach for.
2y ago
Parch is AMAZING. Really flavorful and a great NA alternative for when you are looking for a more thoughtful drink to consume. Great on their own or mixed into a mocktail. A staple in my fridge now.
I tried the Parch Prickly Paloma. Some of the functional drinks on the market these days have stevia, monkfruit, or other sweeteners I do not like, so this brand appealed to me because I like agave. It is a very refreshing treat to have at the end of the day. Feels special and luxe. I do notice a bit of a relaxing effect drinking it. That could be a placebo, but either way I'll take it! Packaging is also extremely cute. 4 packs are available on Amazon for ease of access.