4.8
95% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
PARCH
4.8 • 43 Reviews
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4.8
95% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
PARCH reviews assert the brand works as a sophisticated non‑alcoholic cocktail: reviewers praise complex, cocktail‑like flavors and elegant packaging but note inconsistent sweetness and occasional overly sweet or one‑note cans. The drinks consistently impress as evening substitutes (smoky Spiced Pinarita; tart Prickly Paloma), yet several reviewers want lower sugar options and more balanced sweetness before repurchasing every flavor.
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I love the Desert Margarita, such great choice for those who liked margaritas in their drinking days. I do want to add some NA tequila to it and see how that is! Its not too sweet, and its refreshing. My dad who does drink enjoyed it! I do not like the jalapeño pineapple flavor, it was too savory for my family and I. I have yet to taste the prickly pear, but its on my list!
I tried both the prickly pear paloma and the spicy pinarita and loved both of them. I’m a huge tequila cocktail girl, and really enjoyed these NA alternatives. They’re flavorful and don’t just taste like juice, as a lot of NA options can tend to lean. I’m super excited to see great non-alcoholic options like PARCH, and will definitely be reaching for the pinaritas again and keeping and eye out for new flavors!
By far my favorite non alcoholic drink that I will spend the dollary doos on. Here’s the thing, lots of non alcoholic drinks taste either like nothing or weird and bitter but not this one. I am a mixer, I tend to mix my drinks with other drinks to improve them. Iykyk. But I don’t have to do this with parch. My only issue is I can’t find this at my local grocery store and I really hope that changes!!!
I've tried quite a few NA options, and Parch is unique and worth it in a market with too many overpriced sparkling waters. The Prickly pear is incredibly tasty and unlike anything I've tasted before. I can't confidently say that the adaptogens do much. Give Parch a try this Dry January! I hope they come out with more flavors soon.
3y ago
I love the product and packaging!
Absolutely stellar flavors, unique and fun. Great brand, high quality.
3y ago
I LOVE PARCH! This is the first non-alcoholic beverage I have tried that actually makes me feel relaxed! The flavor is great and I have repurchased several times.
3y ago
PARCH is a local hero around here! (You can probably figure out where I'm writing from ... 🏜️) I had high hopes for this local company, and not to say I don't love the spiced piñarita (I absolutely love a smokey alcoholic cocktail) but after a couple sips I found it a little too sweet to drink long into the night. I'd like to give it another shot (pun intended) with perhaps a little more crushed ice instead of cubed, and perhaps a little more of my own lime juice added.
3y ago
I’m 8 years sober and this is my go to NA! The flavors are delicious and I could drink a lot if I feel like it. Every time I bring them to a party they get snatched up immediately. I also love the branding and packaging!
3y ago
I was really impressed with the complex flavors of these drinks, particularly that they are not too sweet. I'm not a big soda or juice drinker and most NA drinks or pre-made cocktails taste overly sweet and artificial. Not so with these! Completely defeating the NA purpose of these, I added liquor, making them taste like high-quality professionally mixed cocktails. I added tequila to the Spice Pinarita; this one was a little *too* smoky for my taste, but I still enjoyed it and if you like a smoky drink you'll love this. And Prickly Paloma got a shot of gin. DELICIOUS!
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Delicious adult beverage, with or without booze. Complex, not too sweet flavors. I really have no negative feedback other than I wish they were less expensive and easier to get.
3y ago
Parch is a great product and I love it. Even though it's non-alcoholic, it relaxes me at the end of a long day when I'm craving a cocktail. The plus is no hangover the day after. I add Aperol to Parch if I want a cocktail with a little alcohol. Aperol tastes great with both Prickly Paloma and Spiced Pinarita. Great job Team Parch!
3y ago
Parch has a very unique taste - it actually sips like a real cocktail. Over ice, it has the complexity and smokiness of the best NYC cocktail lounge drinks which I haven’t found in any other NA competitors.
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I’d like to see even lower sugar options and even more flavors!
3y ago
Really enjoy drinking this and actually do feel like it substitutes for evening cocktail or wine.
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Have had a hard time embracing non alc. But with Parch I was pleasantly surprised by the flavor. Not too sweet and not too acidic, with a nice depth, taste, and the right carbonation. Became something I look forward to drinking!
3y ago
Both flavors have been a hit at our holiday parties this year, providing a proper grown up non-alc option. Packaging is beautiful and the flavor profiles are both really interesting in the own way. The spiced pinarita is my favorite, I love the smokey pineapple, but the prickly paloma is also delicious. Highly recommend.
3y ago
What a relaxing, enjoyable drinking experience! These beverages are complex and interesting, unlike others I’ve tried which seem more like soda alternatives.
3y ago
Parch is the best non-alcoholic cocktail I've had. It has so much more intrigue than typical offerings which in my experience tend to be disgustingly sweet and unimaginative. Thrilled to have found something tastier & healthier to enjoy when I want to forego alcohol vs gross sugar water. Love the packaging too.
3y ago
Parch is an excellent beverage. Delicious, refreshing and exciting to drink. Parch is both sophisticated and nuanced which sets it above any other non-alc that I have tried. Hats off to the Parch team.
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Parch branding is lit - aesthetically a great addition to your fridge.
3y ago
Parch is amazing!
3y ago
We love Parch !! We had a party where we wanted a delicious and festive non-alcoholic option and Parch ticked all of those boxes. We will never have a party again without Parch being part of our bar. And the packaging is chic!
3y ago
Such an interesting and balanced mix of flavors. It’s rare to come across a drink this complex and complete yet pours out of a can. Fills a gap. Too often I want a nice cocktail, but just don’t want the alcohol, something too sweet, nor do I want to make it myself. I go back and forth on which of the two flavors I like better, I think they both have their place.
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I first balked at the price but when comparing with other non-alcoholic canned beverages I’ve tried it’s easily on a higher level that can command the premium.