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PARCH

4.8 • 43 Reviews

PARCH makes a range of non-alcoholic spirits and cocktails using a blend of functional herbs and botanicals.

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PARCH reviews assert the brand works as a sophisticated non‑alcoholic cocktail: reviewers praise complex, cocktail‑like flavors and elegant packaging but note inconsistent sweetness and occasional overly sweet or one‑note cans. The drinks consistently impress as evening substitutes (smoky Spiced Pinarita; tart Prickly Paloma), yet several reviewers want lower sugar options and more balanced sweetness before repurchasing every flavor.

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  • 1y ago

    Tried their prickly paloma. I chilled inside the fridge and it tasted very good! A lot of drinks out there that I have tasted recently had either too sweet taste or the flavor just was not tuned up right but this one I really enjoyed!! There is a refreshing sour taste from the grapefruit and hibiscus and sparking level is not too strong. I like how they use organic blue agave which is health oriented soda. I will definitely be looking out buying again! The package design is also nice with a lot of details even on their smallest icon :) One last compliment is I like the size of this drink being 8.4 fl oz that you can enjoy while it is still nice and cold!

  • 1y ago

    Parch mocktails is one of my new favorites! I purchased the Spiced Pinarita to enjoy on Cinco de Mayo. It was so delicious. It’s a chili pineapple flavor but really tastes like a mixed drink minus the alcohol. It’s fun to have themed drinks on holidays but without the alcohol. I thought it was delicious and fun!

  • 3y ago

    I’ve been searching high and low for non alcoholic beverage and this one is by far the BEST. The Smokey touch to the Spiced Pinarita is sooo good makes you feel like you’re having a cocktail. The Prickly Paloma has a touch of sweetness to it. Both are so good. I will be over here patiently waiting for new flavors! 😍

  • 4y ago

    Parch not only has some of the most beautiful branding out there, but their unique mission and vision for flavors makes them stand apart from the increasingly crowded non-alcoholic market. The Prickly Paloma is my favorite, I enjoy the tart sweetness. The Spiced Pinarita is fascinating; smoky and spicy with a real kick. Highly recommend!

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    Can't wait for more flavors! And honestly, I hope you extend your product line. Prickly Paloma sorbet and Spiced Pinarita chips...yes, please!

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What is PARCH?

PARCH makes a range of non-alcoholic spirits and cocktails using a blend of functional herbs and botanicals.

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PARCH is a refreshingly complex & delicious non-alcoholic adult beverage brand designed for how people drink today. Witnessing a cultural shift to moderation, we sought to create an inclusive, mature & genuine brand that appeals to both the sober, the curious and those seeking balance. Parch offers a range of distinctive, non-alcoholic agave spirits and cocktails, inspired by the Sonoran Desert and the lush biodiversity it keeps. Each sip offers a complex taste from unique pairings of desert ingredients, based on the ethos that "what grows together, goes together". Our blend of functional herbs and desert botanicals is designed to center your mind and body like no other. We replace traditional ethanol with our bespoke stack of ancient adaptogens (Ashwagandha, L-Theanine, American Ginseng) that work symbiotically with your body to better manage stress and optimize wellbeing. We call this ‘The Parch Effect’. Spiced Piñarita is a smoky and spicy cocktail that combines Roasted Pineapple with the flavors of earthy Blue Weber Agave, juicy Prickly Pear Cactus fruit, and select Desert Botanicals. This balanced drink is rounded out with Mole Bitters, Cocoa Extract, Hibiscus, and Chamomile. Prickly Paloma is a citrus and bittersweet cocktail that showcases the lively pairing of earthy Blue Weber Agave, Grapefruit & Orange Bitters, Lime juice and Desert Botanicals. Sea Salt & floral-tart Hibiscus round out the profile for a zesty finish. Parch: An ancient ritual for modern drinkers.