2.38
37% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
Proxies
2.4 • 39 Reviews
Proxies makes a non-alcoholic wine alternative using a blend of grapes, teas, spices, and complex ferments.
drinkproxies.com2.38
37% of reviewers would recommend to a friend
Proxies non-alcoholic wines have received mixed reviews. While the brand has been praised for its marketing efforts and appeal to non-drinkers, many customers criticized the taste, likening it to bad kombucha or a poor mix of ingredients. Customer service and return policies have also been called into question.
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4mo ago
I think the brand is heading in the right direction and I love the attention to tasting notes, natural ingredients and the lower calorie profile without artificial sweeteners. Unfortunately they are massively overpriced, more than the actual bottle of bubbles or vintage that I will splurge on. I really enjoyed the white bubbles and gold crush. Rose bubbles were ok and the Red was just not for me.
6mo ago
Affreux !! J’ai jeté le contenu. Odeur et goût de vieille olive Kalamata . Les produits à 10$ la bouteille sont moins décevants.
Let me tell you about Proxies, the non-alcoholic drink that's rocking my taste buds! This stuff is seriously amazing. First of all, the flavor selection is out of this world. They've got a range of unique and refreshing options that are perfect for any occasion. From zesty citrus blends to tantalizing herbal concoctions, Proxies has got your taste buds covered. But what really sets Proxies apart is the quality of their ingredients. They use only the finest, natural ingredients to create these delicious drinks. No artificial flavors or weird chemicals here! Just pure goodness in every sip. I love how Proxies manages to capture the essence of a great cocktail without any alcohol. It's like having a sophisticated drink without the hangover. Whether you're the designated driver or simply prefer to skip the alcohol, Proxies is the perfect companion. Plus, the packaging is sleek and stylish. These bottles are Instagram-worthy, trust me. You'll feel like a trendsetter while sipping on your Proxies. So, if you're looking for a non-alcoholic beverage that's bursting with flavor and made with love, look no further than Proxies. It's the ultimate drink for those who want to enjoy the party without the alcohol. Cheers to that!
The branding is on point! These bottles look amazing. The taste is very interesting. They say it isn’t wine and it certainly is not. It is somewhere between a cocktail mixer, juice and wine. I enjoyed some more than others, but I still missed wine in dry Jan. Sauvage was a winner! It is however a big step-up from alcohol-removed wine!
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I am glad these were ground shipped (even if it took weeks), but wish they used less packaging or something less environmentally impactful.
1y ago
I was offered a BOGO deal when purchasing two bottles, so gave it a try. I guess calling it a "wine alternative" is an appropriate term, but after tasting both bottles (one red, one white) I wouldn't say anyone would think of this as wine. It's more like a type of kombucha packaged in wine bottles. The taste was okay, but nothing remotely like wine. At $19.99 per bottle, the price is waaaay too high, too. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't buy it again.
2y ago
I love wine but I also want to tone down my alcohol consumption. My sober curious quest led me to Acid League's compelling line of wine alternatives. I enjoyed their white wine alternative the most. It was refreshing and energizing and I emptied the bottle in 30 min. Alas, I'm mostly a red wine drinker and their red alts didn't do it for me. The viscosity of the liquid and the heavily meaty taste were too much for me. Also worth noting: these contain tea. If you're sensitive to caffeine like I am, it's best to avoid drinking these too close to bedtime. Cheers.
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Improve mouthfeel and continue testing red proxies formulation.
1y ago
It tastes like the kind of liquid mixture you achieve when you are a child and you pretend to cook and prep food and drinks. A disgusting mix of Clamato, grape juice, pickle brine, lemon juice… Like a total improvisation from the things on hand in the fridge. Great marketing, but the product is a total scam. I am not saying from personal preferences. It is simply awful and overpriced, I regret so much buying this! There are so many great mocktails on the market. Don’t buy this.
1y ago
Unfortunately, after trying three varieties, both my husband and I found them to have an overwhelming vinegar taste, making them the least enjoyable drinks we have ever encountered. On top of that to ask for a return and refund you have to email them. Which I did and 9 days later still no answer. Very disappointing, poor product and even poorer customer service.
2y ago
Really and truly horrible
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I wish I had read more reviews before I purchased this swill. The attached video shows what it’s good for.
2y ago
No thank you. Did not enjoy this liquid juice they try to compare to “wine”. Didn’t even finish a glass.
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Not in a million years would I ever compare this fruit juice concoction to wine. For the price, it’s laughable. Was so dissapointed. I want a refund!
2y ago
Love this idea and really loved the collaborations. But, gave up my subscription as there is no ability to customize what you want to order. This means that even if you do not love the reds, if you are part of the subscription, you have to receive 2-3 bottles of red. It would be great to be able to purchase only the bottles that you actually want to drink. At around $30/bottle, it is too costly to have to purchase bottles that you won't drink.
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The rose and bubbly were our favourites, but it seems they are not always available. We found the reds were too much like juice. Also, you are unable to simply buy a few bottles, but instead have to choose from their set packs. Good idea, but hopefully they allow more customization in the future.
7mo ago
I tried their rosé and it didn't taste good. The packaging is so cute but the taste wasn't worth the money. Not sure if this is helpful, but I've also never drunk alcohol so I'm not sure if rosé itself usually tastes horrendous or if the brand's rosé just isn't good.
10mo ago
This stuff was just awful.. bought a whole case and could not return any of it. Such a disappointing waste of money. I was excited to try it, but each of the 3 varieties smelled so disgusting I couldn't drink a bit. My husband and I both agreed that it was a sickening rotted smell... Poured it all down the sink. The company refused to allow any return. I feel stupid for being influenced by their marketing.
1y ago
Smells like moldy kombucha and tastes like kombucha and kool aid. My wife and I had to pinch our nose to drink the Red Clay. Site also misleadingly does not clearly state a “no returns” policy for any unopened product. Misleading reviews on site as well. I contacted the CEO directly and he couldn’t give me a straight answer as to why they don’t clearly state their return policy.
Non-alcoholic wine is super hard to get right, and unfortunately, this didn't get close for me. It was too sweet, almost more like juice than wine. I think they would have done themselves a favor by simply calling it a non-alcoholic drink, instead of wine, to lower expectations and simply put them in a different category of beverages.
This is such a wonderful idea. Purchased for a pregnant friend who LOVES her wine and we planned to meet weekly to open the bottles. The flavours were complex, but too sweet in the first red. It felt like drinking Port. The second bottle of white was lovely. It reminded me of kombucha. And I would totally buy it again if it cost the same as kombucha, but for $30 a bottle, I'l stick to kombucha. Honestly such a cool idea and I'm sure the price is appropriate for the work involved, but just not that enjoyable.
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Not worth the price, not really an alternative for wine lovers exploring other options
2y ago
Such a great product. I love de-alconated wine, but this takes a fresh new spin on it. Rather than trying to imitate the flavors of wine, Proxies create unique flavors that replicated the vibe of wine.
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Love the product, would be great to see wider availability
2y ago
I personally love the taste of Proxies non-alc wines. However, I will say you can't go into it expecting it to taste like wine. They're more of a ~complex juice~ with botanical notes and hints of spices. I love drinking them out of a fancy glass with some ice as a little sweet treat. And the bottles look so great with a big dinner spread - big fan.
the perfect product for the moment when you want a glass of wine, but don't actually want to be drinking wine. proxies have a subtle, vegetal and fruity flavor that pairs deliciously with food. the packaging is stunning. highly recommend for hostess gifts, dinner parties, or just because.
I think Proxies is a great alternative to alcoholic wine. It has the look and taste of actual wine as well as a super cute bottle! They are so sweet as well, they donated a lot of product to an event of ours! Love them!