Gifts for your friend who thinks they're Gwyneth Paltrow

I am someone who does my best to reduce the amount of micro plastics I consume, eat local, organic produce and humanely raised proteins, bio-hack my life to slow down my inevitable aging and only slather clean products onto my body. aka I think I am Gwyneth Paltrow.

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Zero Acres, Cooking Oil

I am not entirely sure why, but I know that seed oils are bad for you. Consuming Zero Acres instead of palm oil, canola oil etc. prevents inflammation and aids in the fight against monocropping and deforestation.

Levels, Glucose Monitor

Anyone who is anyone knows that spiking your glucose is bad for your health. This gift is perfect for someone who likes gadgets and bio-hacking.

OSEA Malibu, Hyaluronic Sea Serum

This stuff is awesome and makes my skin feel hydrated and supple. It smells a bit like seaweed too which makes me think it is very clean and natural.

Fatty15, Essential Fatty Acid Supplement

Pia Baroncini told me to take these daily so I take these daily.

Salt & Stone, Natural Deodorant

I know buying deodorant as a gift may seem strange, but I always feel like people in my life are looking for good deodorant and striking out. Everything at Salt & Stone smells divine. Also looks great on a shelf. Also works despite being free of aluminum, parabens, phthalates.

Higherdose, Red Light Face Mask

I am sort of out on lotions and toners now that I know there are bigger guns in the game: lasers, peels, micro needling etc. For those of us not ready to take the leap/make the investment into the world of capital t treatments, but still want something more effective than a topical, a red light mask is a great place to start.

Tache, Pistachio Milk

Again, I do my best not to consume seed oils and am unfortunately not a huge fan of dairy milk on its own. Tache is seed oil free and oh so creamy.

Filtrum Home, Googie Candle Warmer

I was recently made aware that burning candles can release toxic fumes and because I live in a SMOL NYC apt, the smoke and even sometimes soot left behind from burning a candle is not ideal. Warming a candle solves this issue as it melts the wax, releasing the scent of the candle without the negative effects of the flame.

Butcher Box, Meat Delivery Subscription

Eating animal protein makes me feel stronger, fuller, and more energized. However, finding meat that isn’t pumped full of antibiotics and devoid of flavor is hard to find.

MERIT Beauty, Flush Balm Cream Blush

This is currently my favorite blush in rotation. Blends so nicely and feels light and smooth on my skin. Highly recco for your clean beauty friends and fam.