Slate reviews and discussion

3.9

74% of reviewers would recommend to a friend

Reviews mention

  • Lactose-free formula, digestive-friendly
  • High protein content, efficient macros
  • Creamy texture, easy drinking
  • Clean ingredients, stevia-sweetened
  • Stevia aftertaste, artificial sweetness
  • Inconsistent flavors, uneven taste
  • Occasional chalky, watery finish
  • Canned, chemical-tasting notes

Slate earns mixed-to-positive reviews: it delivers high protein and lactose-free, “clean” ingredients with a smooth, creamy texture and reliable caffeine lift, but flavor polarizes—stevia and artificial notes, canned/chemical aftertaste, and weak or chalky finishes appear in several flavors. Reviews praise classics like Dark or Milk Chocolate, Vanilla Latte, Caramel Latte, and Mocha for easy daily protein, yet vanilla and some strawberry iterations underwhelm, and coffee variants vary in realism; buyers seeking taste-first may prefer alternatives, while those prioritizing macros and lactose-free convenience appreciate Slate.

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27 reviews and posts

  • I love Slate coffee. Almost every morning I grab my Slate-- especially work and study days. It gives me the perfect amount of energy and tastes amazing! My favorite is the vanilla latte.

  • Slate Milk's Vanilla Latte flavor is a true delight in my opinion is the best flavor! The first thing that struck me was the rich and velvety texture – it's like sipping on a luxurious latte. The infusion of vanilla adds a perfect touch of sweetness without being overwhelming. The balance of coffee flavor and creamy vanilla is spot-on, creating a harmonious and satisfying drink. What sets Slate Milk apart is its commitment to using real ingredients, and it's evident in every sip. The absence of artificial flavors and excessive sugars makes this beverage a guilt-free indulgence. It's a treat for those who appreciate a delightful beverage without compromising on quality.

  • The Mocha Latte Slate was creamy and chocolately but had that slight "fake" taste that you find in most energy drinks. This flavor reminded me of the Monster Coffee Energy drinks that I've had before. I prefer Slate because the taste is better and the protein content is higher as well as the ingredients being all natural.

  • Super high in protein! My favourite is the milk chocolate <3

  • Absolutely love!!! Taste as advertised, getting to my daily protein never tasted so good. Favorites are the dark and milk chocolate and vanilla. I could take or leave the lattes

  • package deal at costco, i think the taste is aight, has the artificial aftertaste of protein drinks, fairlife protein is def superior, i kinda wish there wasn't caffeine

  • Was looking for easy protein option but tired of protein bars with a lot of sugar. Was so pleasantly surprised that this is low sugar and still tastes great. Tried classic and mocha (can version) and am a fan of both.