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Dry&Dirty

3.0 • 4 Reviews

Dry&Dirty crafted a zero-proof functional martini that tastes like a real martini

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  • 2mo ago

    I was really looking forward to enjoying a non-alcoholic martini from this company. But it was absolutely horrid. I am a big martini drinker but had surgery so am not imbibing right now. Gutted at how bad it tasted. Had some other friends over who were drinking alcoholic martinis and they also gave this product a resounding thumbs down. It was expensive and that money will literally be going down the drain. If you are a true martini fan, stick with the real thing. Maybe their other products are good but I won't venture there to taste them.

  • 3mo ago

    Had the chance to try Dry and Dirty’s full range of flavours- dirty martini , espresso martini, and the lemon drop martini. Overall I was intrigued by this brands marketing and I really enjoyed the product. I usually go for a lemon drop martini and I would say the taste of it was very close to a “real” lemon drop martini! It still had that warm burn after you drink it with a fresh taste. Shared the three bottles with friends at a dinner party and everyone had a different favorites, was definitely a hit and I will be ordering Dry and Dirty again because I had the best sleep of my life with all the calming adaptogens they infuse. Overall worth buying! Cheers 🥂

  • 4mo ago

    Wanted to love these, missed the mark for me personally. The dirty martini was the version I was most excited about, it had an odd taste…almost more like ripe black olives than a martini? The espresso was better; it got a little overly foamy shaking as instructed, and gave iced-coffee vibes. The lemon drop probably the closest to expected on palate, however I’m not typically ordering this version. If the price point wasn’t so high, and expiration didn’t requiring drinking rather immediately once opened (a week), then I’d consider these a decent NA option for guests. It’s a great idea and I hope there will be evolvement in the space!

  • 5mo ago

    I really wanted to love this set, and while it’s not bad, it didn’t quite live up to the hype for me. The Dirty Martini tasted very similar to watered-down olive juice, lacking the structure or depth you’d expect from a classic dirty profile. The Espresso Martini was drinkable but came across more like coffee-flavored kombucha than a rich or indulgent espresso martini experience. The Lemon Drop was easily the best of the three, bright and approachable, though it’s not a cocktail I personally gravitate toward, so it didn’t fully redeem the set for me. Overall, the concept is interesting and I appreciate the zero-proof approach, but the flavors felt underwhelming for the price point. Good idea, execution just didn’t quite get there for my palate.

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What is Dry&Dirty?

Dry&Dirty crafted a zero-proof functional martini that tastes like a real martini

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The First Zero-Proof Functional Martini That Tastes Like A Real Martini. Impeccably balanced and uncommonly refined, Dry & Dirty is a martini for a new era, crafted to reimagine the ritual of unwinding without the buzz or the blur. Each exceptionally clean, intentionally layered flavor blends adaptogen-infused florals, botanicals, and extracts to heighten clarity, spark connection, and exalt the moment. The result is a martini that honors the classic, elevates the modern, and invites you into a ritual that feels as good as it tastes.