God Bless My Shitty Apartment Keychain: humor meets home. This kitschy, vintage-inspired motel keychain provides a knowing nod to urban living's realities. The 3.5" pink plastic tag bears the phrase "God Bless my Shitty, Overpriced Apartment" in bold lettering. Secured with a 1.25" keyring, it adds a touch of levity to everyday carry.