Crocs

On Running

Chamberlain Coffee

Momofuku

Fishwife

Banza

Veja

BIRKENSTOCK

Patagonia

LL Bean

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah, not the OR. I know like rich dads visiting their kids at college wear this and I see the also rich mommys with this at the gym that never work out and just get smoothie check out the vibe and head home, but these just aren't it.

NOPE! Just get uptowns at this point. Also not cool, but better than this. Respect for all the chemical stuff but there are like vegan sambas and all this, you have choices. 

Shout out to the homies at birkenstock holding it down through good times and bad. I have worn bostons since I can remember because I saw a cool ass dude in japan runnin it and it changed my life. I have never ever not had a fresh pair in the rotation. When I die bury me in the bostons baby. Don't need to go to heaven when I am already walkin on clouds.

Bruh… it’s americas mfing sweetheart. We love her. She’s so cool it makes me mad but I’ll also do anything she says. This coffee is very good. It’s in cute little packages and it feels very EC and helps you fantasize about living in that architectural digest house of hers. The main thing though is the instant sticks and the matcha. Those are the standouts for me. They are fantastic especially considering how easy they are. Buy it to support our homie but come back because it’s actually good af.

What else are you going to wear in your Land Rover driving to park and hike ya know? It’s just what it is. It’s like hippie stuff for rich people and that’s what we are all striving for!

Packaging is gasoline, it is sold in all the stores I like shopping in, it looks good, but the chew is just a little off for me personally. I probably overcook pasta to be honest but these is al dente no matter how long we boiling for so its just alright but to be honest we all just buy things because it looks good so I still have love the Banza fam and will likely buy still lol.

When a product pull itself out the mud like this you have to love them. From the feet of Indiana dad all the way to the runway baby. So stfu, crocs is an American icon and if you don't like it its just player hating at this point.

I'll just put this out there again for anyone that needs to hear it. Put things in nice packaging and take my mfing money. I want things to be expensive so I can feel like a king when I make my nasty little dinner. The product is obviously gas, but like the stuff at the Asian markets in like dollar store packaging is also great, but its all about how you feel when you use it. This makes me enjoy cooking more like ratatouille.

Fishwife is it. This is what I like to see. Gorgeous crazy packaging that makes me feel so hot while I am eating my insane lunch over the sink while listening to a podcast episode for the 3rd time and stare out my window having ZERO thoughts. Products like this are like a little light in a cave baby. Makes normal life just a little better. Plus it is in good oil and we all know that is what takes good tin fish great. You can also like bring this to a sexy little dinner party as a gift are something and all the girlies are going to think it is cool and think you are cool which is what life is all about.

Bruh… the OG. I honestly don’t know about the rest of the products but this whole thing could be built on the back of the most perfect tote that has ever existed. I’ve had a ton and I’ll continue to reup. I have an actual prada bag and more people stop me about my bean tote that says Prada and honestly it might be cooler. Anyway… bean is tight af.

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