Reviews

    Caffeine Army

    Kevin H 2 Reviews

    a year ago

    Coffee typically makes me anxious and want to throw up, but I don’t get that at all with Caffeine Army. Since trying it, I’ve had a cup every single day. Never thought I’d consider myself a coffee drinker but here we are 😎

    RedBloom

    Kevin H 2 Reviews

    a year ago

    Redbloom is the new Sriracha. I’ve never had so much flavor punch me in the face… and from a sauce?? The molecular gastronomical chemistry that goes into every jar is mind-blowing. No indigestion, shitless, and packed with more vitamins and phytonutrients than your grandmother’s medicine cabinet. Not to mention its lack of sodium is puzzling. It tastes salty… but isn’t???? I’m a puts-ranch-on-everything kind of guy, and I have yet to tell Hidden Valley about my red-dressed mistress. Wish me luck!