Item: The Absorption Company
Rating: 1
Author: Marianne K

The Absorption Company makes powdered solutions for energy, sleep, calmness, and restoration.

The Absorption Company earns polarized reviews: many report that Sleep and Calm deliver deep, non-groggy rest and noticeable anxiety relief, while Energy divides opinions on both taste and effectiveness. Reviewers praise flavorful options like Restore and convenient packets, but cite unpleasant tart flavors, non-sealing bags, lack of refunds, and subscription complaints as significant drawbacks.

The Absorption Company

Magnesium Glycinate

Energy

Sleep

Calm

Restore

Bottle

You're just a miserable alcoholic single mom that hates her life. Learn some gratitude and keep your mouth shut. This has nothing to do with the product.

I actually tried both of these products as well and they both worked for me. Especially sleep. When I took the product I started to fall asleep within 15 to 20 minutes. I also like their calm product, as well. The taste is not terrible compared to what else is out there. sorry but I think you’re being a bit dramatic when you’re going straight to reporting them to the BBB. Have you tried to reach out to their customer service for a resolution first? Everything doesn’t work for everyone and it all depends on your body and how it digest things.

I agree! The Energy one tastes like shampoo. I dread forcing myself to drink them but at this price point I can't allow myself to throw them out either. Splenda helped the taste some. I find the same benefits from my gummy vitamins and a Celsius for much cheaper and better taste. 

Sorry but it's on you if you didn't realize it's a subscription. That doesn't make it a scam. 

So you're only referring to the taste? Aside from the taste did you give it a chance to do it's work? How did you feel? 

The Absorption Company gave me a discount code, code BROOKE for 10% off your order

Go back to your bomb making cave, muslim ingrate.

Restore Hydration Enhancer

Sleep - 14 CT / Chamomile Lemonade Supplement

Calm - 14 CT / Watermelon Lemonade Supplement

Berberine Supplements

Daily Basics Stack 

Advanced Sleep & Recovery Stack

Vitamin D+K Supplement

CoQ10 Supplement

The Best Sellers Stack Supplement

Energy Drink

Curcumin Supplement

Spring Essentials Stack

Wlp 1 Oral Glp 1 Support

Vitamin D3+K2 Capsule

Longevity Stack Dietary Supplement

Magnesium Glycinate Supplement

The company overall is easy to work with. They respond quickly to individual questions which allow you to make informed decisions. The products have natural ingredients that don't overwhelm your body and do what they were designed to do, and they all taste great! 

*Edit 3/4/24*  I'm editing this review because I have had more time to use the products and interact with the company and would like to update my experience. First, I'd like to say that I would still give this company 5 stars. But I would like to elaborate on my experience with it. 

My husband and I are not people that take supplements on the regular because we both have problems with different ingredients. He's always skeptical because he has ended up in the hospital twice because of supplements. I had to run these by my dr before I could try them to make sure they were ok for me. Once I got the ok from the dr, I gave them a try. I had also given up caffeine for 3 years before this so I was nervous about taking the Energy supplement. I tried them all first and when my husband saw the benefits, he started taking them with great results and no side effects! 

Here are my updated reviews for each one.
Energy - This is NOTHING like having a cup of caffeinated coffee. No jitters, no crash. It tastes good, but I'm not overly enamored with it. It has a bit of an aftertaste, which I have solved by adding a bit of honey. Honey & fruit punch? Try it, its good. 
Calm - I use this one most every day. I don't take any meds for anxiety but this has helped IMMENSELY. You know that feeling of your heart beating out of your chest? Or you just can't concentrate? Within a very short amount of time after taking this you'll feel the positive effects on your body.
Sleep - Ok. This one was up and down for me at first. I was expecting something like a sleeping pill effect and when I didn't feel that, I was kind of disappointed. But after using it a few nights - since I wasn't about to let my money go to waste - I started to notice the lack of grogginess, the deeper sleep, the lack of movement in my sleep. This is what actually sold me. The taste...initially I didn't like it because it was very strong, so I decided to try different ways to love it. Again, honey. I ended up adding honey and heating it up like a cup of tea. Now it's great! The drawback on this one is the powdery substance at the bottom that you keep having to stir up. But I'll deal with that for the benefit. 
Restore - My absolute FAVORITE!! The taste is the best of all of them. There is no vitamin aftertaste. It doesn't need to be stirred more than once, and my body feels so great after having it. The hydration alone was selling enough for me. 
There are benefits and drawbacks to each product just like there is for any product or company out there, but overall this still gets 5 stars from me!
But also remember that everyone reacts differently to things, so maybe these work for you or maybe they don't.

These supplements are great and something I recommend. I love the Energy as well as the Sleep because they really work and are so great for my lifestyle. I like that the packets are great for taking on the go and easily mix with your beverage. These are all made with pure and healthy ingredients and something I will be using each day.

The Absorption Company's sleep stick has been HUGE for my chronic sleep issues. I have a massive problem staying asleep every night, but I hate the way melatonin and other sleep aids make me feel. Unlike melatonin supplements, this product delivers deep, refreshing sleep without the grogginess. It has become a staple in my bedtime routine, and I'm excited to try more from the brand!!

Let me tell you..I love this brand so much. The taste is 10/10. I have always struggled with powdered supplements because they all taste so chalky. I don't have that with this brand at all! I actually look forward to my morning Restore. Thankful for what this brand has created! Made my life a whole lot easier...

First of all. I don’t spend time reviewing products so I hope this goes okay. 

Let’s be honest, I initially jumped on to support Nikki and Ian but then I actually got the products. And let me tell you, my life has changed. Which seems ridiculous to say but I can’t even begin to express my gratitude to them, and the hard working team behind everything. To start, I got the essentials kit. So I could try them all then move forward getting the ones that fit me best. 

Flavors. The flavor profiles are interesting, and exquisite. They aren’t underwhelming, or overwhelming. Usually when you put powder in a water it’s nasty. Or it doesn’t taste right. I’ve always hated flavored water, my entire life. I don’t even consider this to be that, it changed the entire everything. I look forward to every single use.

I work nights in healthcare. And I’m consistently on the edge and incredibly drained. And sleep? Maybe 3-5 hours at a time. I started the sleep ones and I can honestly say I can’t remember the last time I slept so well, and so deep. Even if you wake up to pee, you go right back down like you were sung to sleep by the angels themselves. And even if I only catch 5 hours, I’m so deeply rested it’s nuts. 

Then I start my work routine with energy and my god, also a game changer. I have all this energy and none of it is anxious jittery energy! I don’t feel like I HAVE to run it off for my body to not panic, but I know I have the power to if I wanted. AND NO crash?! It feels like a gradual climb of natural energy that honestly doesn’t stop until I choose to wind down for the day. I’ve never had to drink more than one in a day. 

And the Calm one. I consistently have an inner monologue in my brain that NEVER ever shuts up. EVER. Probably the undiagnosed ADHD. Did I lock the door, did I check the oven, did I lock the car. A voice that never shuts up. And if it does, I have sound. Literally do bop diddle do op boom bang. Humming, all kinds. Just noise. When I drink the calm, it’s like a dimmer switch. It gets quiet. I actually cried the first 2 times I drank it because it was so quiet in my head I realized how the eff do I function like that all the time?! Is that not normal? Guess not. 

The restore, I haven’t actually tried yet. But I’m keeping it around for the days that seem harder than others. When sick season hits. 

So bottom line, these have absolutely changed my life. Gave me my life BACK to me after years of exhaustion and being stuck in a stagnant limbo of just pure misery not understanding why my body was failing me so much. I’m not one for medications so this was a really big deal for me. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

Shipping was also incredibly quick. Came a day earlier than it was supposed to! 

OH! ONE MORE THING. The customer service is PHENOMENAL. Honestly the best experience I’ve ever had with a company. They respond quickly, and so kind. This right here, is an honest, compassionate, and loving company making a community of happy healthy people. I never feel like an order number. It’s like speaking to an old friend every time. I cannot say enough good things.  

10/10 would recommend. 

I am a bit of a supplement skeptic. My wife is always trying the new fads and tried to get me to use them too. We took a greens powder for a few months, but gave up when we didn’t notice any change. 

These products work. Simple as that. They do what they say , and I’m absolutely coming back for more when I run out 

I'm going to start out with the bad because then the good can pick this review right back up. The energy is not my favorite. It's supposed to taste like fruit punch but it tastes like there's some version of lavender tea in it or something the combination is just not a good match. I definitely do not feel more energetic. I don't know if it's because I have ADD and the vitamin combination just doesn't work as well on me but besides struggling to get past the taste it definitely did not work at all. I also didn't like that there's no return policy. Under the circumstance I can I guess pass them on to somebody else and see if it works well for them. In regards to customer support also I was told that my email was being added to my account but when I go to sign in it doesn't show my order. My order was attached to my email because I got a confirmation so I'm not sure what's going on with that.

Now for the good. The Sleep. The taste is wonderful. It didn't work the way that I thought it would (This is good, I promise) because I thought I would pretty much just get sleepy and doze off almost immediately. It was more like when I went to sleep I stayed asleep. My sleep felt effective for the first time in my entire life. I only slept 6 hours and I felt like I slept a full eight without interruption. I felt refreshed and I had more energy than the actual energy drink provided. I didn't have to hit the snooze button once. Again I have to say this has never in my entire life happened. This one is a winner! Without a doubt.

I'm looking forward to trying the others. I do have anxiety so I'm kind of curious as to how the calm will work. I'm trying to back off of medication so I'm going to slowly do that and try the calm and see how well it works. I also have not tried the restore yet so I look forward to that also and I will do another review once I try those.


Update: I tried the calm! I have been taking anxiety medication for a while now and I wanted to slowly back off of it. I started to feel a little anxious and decided now is the time to try calm. It absolutely did reduce my anxiety! It was such a relief that it genuinely helped. The taste is pretty good for that one too !

I purchased calm and sleep. Neither of them worked at all. In fact I was  wide awake after the sleep packet. It’s a scam! Now I read I can’t get a refund! This is truly an unacceptable company to deal with. I will be reporting to the Attorney General and BBB along with several other social media platforms.
They should fold up now while ahead!
I do not recommend any of their fake product!

I don’t know what everyone else is drinking because I think the taste of all of them is horrible. It’s across between tang and a bad crunched up, sweetheart. It’s so tart. I can’t even hardly drink it. I spent 70 something dollars and I’m gonna throw it in the trash. I too am sad that there’s not a moneyback guarantee.

I really like these, especially with the focus on liposomal technology for maximal absorption. I really like the 'Calm' one, and it truly does have a non-drowsy at-peace effect when I drink it during the day at work. Big fan!

I recommend all products from this company!! They all do exactly what they say!! 10 out of 10 thanks Nikki and Ian you will always have our business (The Bowlings) from way over here In Kentucky 🫶🏻💙

I bought the Energy, Calm and Sleep powders and they all taste terrible. It is very difficult to drink them. I tried the Sleep powders for several nights and it did not help at all. As a matter of fact, it made me get up to pee more often, essentially making my sleep habit worse. The Calm powder also did nothing it says it does. The Energy powder seems to work somewhat. I do not feel tired during the day and do not get jittery like coffee or energy drinks can do at times. The cost is way to expensive, so I will not be buying any of these products again. I had to throw the rest out because the taste terrible and I could get better results with other products for half the cost.

I typically never write reviews but I’ve heard people are skeptical of this brand and I wanted to share my honest opinion. I think it works great. The flavors are actually amazing and I can feel the affects pretty fast! The only thing I would change would be the pricing. It’s very expensive and I haven’t compared to other brands so I can’t honestly say this is the best brand for supplements. However, the selling point for me is the absorption level. I never knew the human body doesn’t absorb nutrients like it should. For that fact alone helped me decide to try this brand out. I’d say get it a try! 

I really love both Restore and Calm. Love the test of both - I usually add more water and use half of each packet together. I’ve used the sleep one several times and felt it helped but I don’t really have a need for it.  The energy one is probably the one I don’t really use as much. 

I actually feel the effects of all 4 of these. They are a little pricey, but the formulas actually work so I would 100% recommend. Some of them don't taste amazing, but they're still drinkable and low calorie or zero calorie so I care less about flavor.

Love the taste of the replenish but the new bags SUCK they do not close and mine spilt everywhere because they don’t seal. Sucks because this stuff is so expensive. Hope they work on making better sealing bags. 

Another company that isn’t meant for the average person. Their products sound amazing but are ridiculously expensive at a time when everything has gone up making them virtually impossible for many to afford. I’ll admit I have an order on the way, as an indulgence, and hoping they work as calm and restore sound exactly like what I need but sadly I know I won’t be able to keep this expense up. I almost regret ordering knowing if they work I won’t be able to use as needed, for daily use. I can’t justify or afford 135$ dollars per month or more, if you want a month supply of all their supplements. Just the calm and restore are over 100$ dollars monthly, and that’s only for 1 person. And forget about being able to supply this for a family… makes me sad to see something I really feel like is going to work be basically exclusive to the upper class or more affluent. 

Purchased the magnesium on amazon as i tend to get alot of foot cramps. I was using a magnesium powder but i just would always forget to take it. A thought a pill would be quicker and easier to take as i just add it to my supplement routine. Packaging is very nice, and i liked that this was a Magnesium Glycinate in a liposomal delivery system and a serve is not 6 pills but 2. Not the cheapest supplement out there but i am a firm believer that you get what you pay for when it comes to supplements.

I was a little unsure about spending the money on this, after so many sleepless nights and pain through the night I decided to try it. 
It did not work the first three nights, I kept going and on the fifth night I slept through the night not one cramp!
It is a little more pricey than the other magnesiums, I think it is well worth the money if it keeps the pain of leg cramps away! 
I highly recommend this to anyone who is suffer.

It's a scam. You order one vitamin and you're on a subscription. It's theft. Stay away