The Absorption Company
7 months ago
First of all. I don’t spend time reviewing products so I hope this goes okay. Let’s be honest, I initially jumped on to support Nikki and Ian but then I actually got the products. And let me tell you, my life has changed. Which seems ridiculous to say but I can’t even begin to express my gratitude to them, and the hard working team behind everything. To start, I got the essentials kit. So I could try them all then move forward getting the ones that fit me best. Flavors. The flavor profiles are interesting, and exquisite. They aren’t underwhelming, or overwhelming. Usually when you put powder in a water it’s nasty. Or it doesn’t taste right. I’ve always hated flavored water, my entire life. I don’t even consider this to be that, it changed the entire everything. I look forward to every single use. I work nights in healthcare. And I’m consistently on the edge and incredibly drained. And sleep? Maybe 3-5 hours at a time. I started the sleep ones and I can honestly say I can’t remember the last time I slept so well, and so deep. Even if you wake up to pee, you go right back down like you were sung to sleep by the angels themselves. And even if I only catch 5 hours, I’m so deeply rested it’s nuts. Then I start my work routine with energy and my god, also a game changer. I have all this energy and none of it is anxious jittery energy! I don’t feel like I HAVE to run it off for my body to not panic, but I know I have the power to if I wanted. AND NO crash?! It feels like a gradual climb of natural energy that honestly doesn’t stop until I choose to wind down for the day. I’ve never had to drink more than one in a day. And the Calm one. I consistently have an inner monologue in my brain that NEVER ever shuts up. EVER. Probably the undiagnosed ADHD. Did I lock the door, did I check the oven, did I lock the car. A voice that never shuts up. And if it does, I have sound. Literally do bop diddle do op boom bang. Humming, all kinds. Just noise. When I drink the calm, it’s like a dimmer switch. It gets quiet. I actually cried the first 2 times I drank it because it was so quiet in my head I realized how the eff do I function like that all the time?! Is that not normal? Guess not. The restore, I haven’t actually tried yet. But I’m keeping it around for the days that seem harder than others. When sick season hits. So bottom line, these have absolutely changed my life. Gave me my life BACK to me after years of exhaustion and being stuck in a stagnant limbo of just pure misery not understanding why my body was failing me so much. I’m not one for medications so this was a really big deal for me. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Shipping was also incredibly quick. Came a day earlier than it was supposed to! OH! ONE MORE THING. The customer service is PHENOMENAL. Honestly the best experience I’ve ever had with a company. They respond quickly, and so kind. This right here, is an honest, compassionate, and loving company making a community of happy healthy people. I never feel like an order number. It’s like speaking to an old friend every time. I cannot say enough good things.