Bottle Rocket Hot Sauce Co.
3 years ago
Words can’t describe the glory that awaits you after finishing an order of wings doused in Bottle Rocket Hottest. You stand at a crossroads. The balance between chaos and order, the natural cycle of existence is teetering on calamity. The only way to preserve your tender balloon knot post Bottle Rocket is a precise application of flushable wipes and just the right amount of witch hazel to outfox the vengeance of puckered hot bottom. Make sure to clean your churrotugas and perineum as the capsicum present will freely travel the posterior chain. You’ve now fully achieved victory. Everything is as it should be….Until you run out and need another bottle! This sauce is for kings and queens who dub, love flavor, and have a zest for life.
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Please include soothing wipes with orders